Channel 6 in Central Florida reported that a 14-year-old boy broke into Palm Bay home and ordered $129 worth of porn movies on the family's television, police said. According to Palm Bay police, the family found the boy watching TV when they returned home from shopping. $129? How long were they out?

A letter printed on TRIBSTAR.com took note of a disturbing trend in Terre Haute, Indiana. Porn is showing up at yard sales. Although that trend wouldn't necessarily disturb us, the writer, a mother of two young girls whom she takes to yard sales, was none too pleased. Three times she has found porn magazines or nasty items "set out among the Tupperware, old clothes and well-read books." What that tells us is we probably wouldn't buy the old clothes or Tupperware either.

According to Reuters, photographer Esteban Venegas was kicked off the Chilean TV dating show "Blind Love" after it was learned he appeared in the 2001 porn film, "Hot Bread." "I pull out happy to have taken part," said Venegas. Ironically, that was also his line in the porn film.

Peter Cook, the 49-year-old husband of super-hot MILF Christie Brinkley admitted during their divorce trial that he jerked off in front of his Webcam and spent $3,000 per month on Internet porn. Perhaps fucking up his marriage to the lovely Ms. Brinkley can be alleviated with a TLAraw.com Customer Appreciation Award.

VNUNET.com reports that President Bush's economic stimulus plan has provided a boost to the economy - the economy of the online porn business. After checks started being sent out, the Adult Internet Market Research Company noted an "uncharacteristic" increase in spending on online porn. So the stimulus package actually stimulated one's package.

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