Okay. Let's say that Alektra Blue, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Courtney Cummz, Ashlynn Brooke and Jack Napier all humbled themselves enough to spend their Saturday night partying with POPPORN's resident scumbags. Can you guess which one of them ended up pissing on the wall?

Seriously, our bitchin' awesome party at National Mechanics a few weeks ago was, as they say, "off the fucking hook", and we're about to show you how far off the proverbial hook it was.

We had it all. Sexy ladies. Scummy dudes. Hot dance moves. Public nudity. Bacon-infused vodka. Tons of facials (sadly, MEAT BALL didn't want to be filmed with jizz on his face, so you won't see any of that footage).

Go ahead and feast your eyes and ears on the party you were hopefully smart enough to attend. Then come on back down here to applaud, complain, or threaten to your heart's desire.

Also, don't forget that somebody pisses on the wall in this movie. That's gotta be worth five minutes of your time, right?

For more of Jack Napier, truly the life of the party:

JACK'S ALL STARS