So, how was everyone's Fourth of July? Ours was awesome. While the rest of you were out there pledging your allegiance to a nation that has some kind of ridiculous objection with images about sexual poo-poo, we were hard at work splicing together primo footage of gorgeous chicks taking their clothes off and frolicking around a crowded nightclub while our resident scumbag emeritus, Spock BUCKTON, spread his truth like a virus.

As we present the newest footage from the party weekend that keeps on partying, we really gotta say...no offense to Courtney Cummz, Alektra Blue, Ashlynn Brooke or jessica drake, because all of you ladies really were more fantastic that a billion simultaneous orgasms...but the sight of Kaylani Lei on this dance floor has gotta be the hottest thing we've ever seen in our goddamned lives. Honestly. Even though Jack still preferred jessica's set.

Anyway. Enjoy Fuckaz.

As always, we'd like to extend a Napier-sized thank you to Club Risque for hosting this once-in-a-lifetime-until-we-do-it-again event.

Next up: the National Mechanics Fucked-Up Dance Party!

THE ACCIDENTAL HOOKER