TARANTINO WANTS TERA...WE, HOWEVER, WANT SOME NACHOS!

Further proving that porn is moving ever closer to the mainstream, Director Quentin Tarantino is considering Tera Patrick for a remake of Russ Meyer's classic "Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill," reports the New York Post's Page Six. We can see the resemblance between Patrick and original star Tura Satana. Patrick, who also graces the cover of the new issue of "High Times" loves Meyer's film about three bad-ass bitches with bouncing boobs on a desert road trip. "It would be the hottest remake ever, and I'm honored to be considered," she said.

Patrick went on to say she was "...built for this part." Upon hearing that, Mrs. Patrick, Evan Seinfeld was seen grabbing his crotch muttering, "I thought she was built for this part!"



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Very disturbing...

not that i'm not all for porno actors doing mainstream movies (Randy Spears is at least twice the actor Richard Gere ever was) but it's usually that once they get a taste of being famous and not having many huge cocks inside them, they tend to turn their backs on fucking on film and think they're too good for porno.

Randy Spears could probably

Randy Spears could probably fit TWO gerbils up his ass. Take that, Jerry Penacoli!

Terrible idea!

People forget how tame the original was. I'm assuming this version will also have no nudity? That means Tera's best features will be covered.

Why not gather up the sexiest, boobiest actresses who never show skin? Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba (who has acted for the Tarantino/Rodriguez team before in Sin City) would be perfect in this film. Plus, Pam Grier still has a great rack.

Agreed. Pam Grier is one

Agreed. Pam Grier is one foxy lady.

I don't know about her acting

But she sure does look that part.

Better than Robert Rodriguez's casting Rose McGowan as Barbarella. When I read that, my heart totally sunk. Jane Fonda was so fucking hot as Barbarella. McGowan just sort of looks like superman.
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