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Amazing, isn't it? In between our boozed-filled dance parties and drug-riddled sex parties, we scumbangers here at POPPORN still find the time to review a new porno movie. This week, we'll be putting the proverbial screws to Naughty America's My Sister's Hot Friend 12.
Joining BUCKTON this week will be our favorite not-quite-ballerina, yenna bear. Yenna's bringing not only some fresh insight into the finer qualities of this week's smut, but also a nasty case of sun poisoning. Lucky for all of you, the cruel rays of the sun did not affect her perky little zoobs. But just to be on the safe side, yenna also threw in some primo beave exposure. So don't fuckin' sweat it.
See you soon, fuckaz.
Comments
What's with the tutu? Not
What's with the tutu? Not that it's bad or anything, but there should be a story behind it!
Yenna is...
a ballerina of death and destruction.
Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid
Has this ever actually
Has this ever actually happened to anyone? It's like the fantasy that never comes true.
Labe-tastic!
Thanks Yenna! Next time let's get some Hustler-style spreading...
Like most criticism, you do
Like most criticism, you do your best work when you completely ignore the work at hand and go off on your own.
This video is some of your best work.
Well done! And fantastic job getting Yenna to show her beave, though it actually looks like she didn't need much convincing.
Happy 4th of July everyone!
Would you guys please go buy
Would you guys please go buy a boom mic so we don't have to wait for Mr. Buckton to learn how to handle one. I figured since he's had years of practice handling his own he'd know what he was doing. Guess it takes more than decades of practice in front of his mirror.
Hey fuck-wad Boner Choke (I mean Coke)
Why don't you send some money to our offices so we can get better sound equipment for the hearing impaired? Are you going to hold the boom douche bag?? Even if we did buy a boom, the stand is probably too expensive and we would have to strap it down to an old mop handle or something.
And what's not to say that Buckton isn't handling the mic (that's microphone in case you weren't sure) like he handles his wien.
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD
What she said...
and I don't own a mirror.
Nice outfit, yenna
...and nice ink, after the outfit came off. (For some reason I used to not be into girls with ink. What the fuck was I smoking?)
And I keep expecting that a porn blog of this caliber is going to attract some commenters who are MORE obnoxious than myself, so that Spock and the crew will have someone new to pick on in the videos. Maybe I'm a lot more obnoxious than I thought.
PS: Pronounce "Moves" just like you would pronounce it in the sentence "Nobody moves and nobody gets hurt."
Well
Ms Astrid will sure put a world of hurt on you.
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD
Nice one!
Way to quote Eazy Duz It, DAVE MOVES!
I second that...
and I think Mr. Boner Coke above may have just taken your place on my "make fun of this guy" list.
Make fun of me? Ha! Who here
Make fun of me? Ha! Who here does interviews with hot chicks in a Weston t-shirt? Seriously though, you folks almost do a pretty decent job talking about the slizzies. For a bunch of ironic thirty-somethings.
End of the laundary cycle my friend...
now prepare to be publicly debased by an ironic thirty something, Mr. Coke.
Fuck YOU, man!
I'm still twenty-nine-something until November!
And what the shit is a slizzy? if that's some sort of made-up word for vadge or something, you oughtta just give up right now. Nobody but me and BUCKTON can make those up and get away with it.
that's funny
i made up slizzy and it fucking rules so you can take your self-aggrandizement and shove it straight up your prison bitch ass
i also made up the word boobies and invented ice cream.
yenna bear
Loved the lower tattoo yenna, but next time, could you do a little twirl without the outfit? I find it unfair we get to see the cute bod without the butt too.