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Okay, we've spent about a week sifting through all the killer footage from last week's once-in-a-lifetime (for now) party weekend, and we're finally ready to start visually assaulting you with our bombastic flurries of cinematic gold.
We're kicking things off with one of those reliable BUCKTON video reviews that you've come to know and love (or hate and mock). Joining Spock to talk about her latest directorial dicksuckin' effort, Face Invaders 3, is none other than Courtney Cummz, one of the most beautiful yet filthiest ladies in the business.
Courtney's gonna spend a few minutes of your not-so-precious time making fun of BUCKTON's ween, showing off her golden mammaries, teaching first-class pussy-eating tactics and, if there's time, discussing the way Alektra Blue sucks her husband's cock.
It all starts here, fuckaz. Much more to come.
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seriously
courtney rules beyond all belief, plus she's the nicest porn star i've ever met. aside from my bff jack. ohhh miss cummz.
Miss Cummz - better than ever
How the fuck is it possible that Courtney Cummz gets better and better looking as time goes on??????
I was lucky enough to see her at Club Risque last week, and I gotta tell ya she fucking blew me and my friends AWAY. She's sooooooooo hot in person! Courtney - you fucking RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love this!
Definitely love the star reviews...it's a lot of fun to hear them talk about their own work!
Good thing...
Because there's a lot more of them coming. Wait until you see Jack Napier smacking Spock around with his massive penis.
That is not something I need
That is not something I need to see!
Courtney's boobs!
Seriously, some of the best in the industry. Thanks for showing them!
"I like comics... but I really like fucking!"
That my friends might just be the quote of the year.
Courtney I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
she's so hot i swear to god. i love the fact that she shows her sense of humor too.
shes perfect. 100% perfect. great site guys!
WTF?
How is it possible that a dweebish doorknob like Mock Plankton - or whatever the fuck that mustachioed dufus' name is - gets to interact with one of the planet's all-time hottest chicks, and I can barely score a date with an anteater? WTF is wrong with this picture? And when was the last time Crock Muckton showered? He looks like flies would zoom out of his nipple if it ever got exposed to the air.
After watching this interview there's no question in my mind that Courtney is not only one of the most smokin' chicks ever to grace this business... she also is all set next tax season, cuz this interivew was one helluva charity tax write off for her.
Popporn rules. Just dump the Block guy.. along with that Meat guy, too. What tools.
Bonus Points for YOU
Crock Muckton is easily the greatest name I've ever heard in my entire life.
No really...
Tell us how you really feel.
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD
Buckton DOES look awfully
Buckton DOES look awfully greasy for a non-italian
Silly Dard
I am Italian!
OMG I totally didn't realize
OMG I totally didn't realize that Spock was wearing the t-shirt of my favorite pop-punk band of all time!
I fucking love "ESTO"!!!
Um...
I think it says "Estonia". You know, in support of one of the many nations Spock claims as his homeland.
Flies & Nipples
I was gonna comment on how Courtney seems like a total sweetie, but now i can't stop thinking about flies flying out of Buckton's nipples.
Dear Buckton Blaster, Perhaps you're having a tough time getting anteaters to fuck you because there are no anteaters around for you to fuck. I'd suggest you try humans but i assume you've already been down that road. You have a very vivid imagination. That tells me that you probably live in your mother's basement and that you jerk off into your little sister's headless Barbie dolls. Perhaps you should make a video of this and send it in to popporn... I'll send you $5 and then you can get a blow job from one of the crackheads that live in my neighborhood.
xoxo
Stank