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In Denver, Jeff and Vicki Mead had their business renting ATVs shut down by angry neighbors complaining about damage to their property. CBS4 Denver reports that in the window of their now-vacant storefront the Meads have put up a sign reading "Coming Soon! Patterson XXX Porn Gallery." Howdy neighbors!

Jasmin St. Claire (you remember, 300 sex acts with 18 guys in 24 hours?) is reportedly writing her autobiography, which may have a variety of pro wrestlers, rockers and even porn stars a little nervous if she chooses to open the vaults. "She's lead one wild lifestyle," a book agent said on the National Ledger. "There's nothing she hasn't done twice." Or twice at once.

iPhone porn is on the rise, with Google Trends reporting that Web searches for "iPhone porn" have increased nearly five times since January. iPhone users are 10 times more likely than other phone users to watch video on their phones. But what fun is porn in a medium in which Wendy Whoppers is smaller than a pre-teen and even Jack Napier looks like the Pope in a very cold pool?

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