POPPORN'S AWESOME WEEKEND: READY FOR THE SMALL SCREEN?

Alright, fuckaz. The greatest weekend in the history of great weekends has drawn to a close. The porn folks have split town and all us POPPORN scumbags are left here to sift through the video nuggets left behind (and there's a fucking lot of goddamnded footage to sift through).

We'll be rolling the goodies out all through the month of July, so check back often because you really don't want to miss one guzz-glazed morsel of the truth we'll be dishing out. Trust us.

See you soon, fuckaz.

Comments

Haha, this is going to be

Haha, this is going to be some great footage!

Those girls are hot...

but more importantly they're completely insane or ill-advised to get anywhere near a couple of putrid smelling deranged sex perverts like Buckton and Meat Ball. I feel really bad for anybody who has to do a scene with them for the next month or so... it's gonna take at least that long to get rid of the stench of Meat Ballz.

You're telling me!

It's gonna take me a month to get the smell of Jack Napier out of my balls!

Jesus christ, it's a blog

Jesus christ, it's a blog with its own trailer.

Don't let your big, crazy, successful weekend go to your head, popporn. You're still in fucking Philly, losers!

No, you're a dick!

As long as we both agree that our weekend was big, crazy and successful. Tell Dave Moves and anonymous we said hi at your next loser's retreat!

Now you did it!

MEAT BALL's crying and masturbating at the same time only his body doesn't know how to process it so cum's coming out of his eyes and his boner is shooting tears... TEARS OF RAGE!

Where do you live Dard?

Philly is one of the best cities in this country without a doubt. I'm sorry if you hate your hometown as much as you do but hating on this site and Philly just shows you're probably ugly.

I live in Philly but I plan

I live in Philly but I plan on moving to LA someday. Need to get out of the parents' house first. Dammit, I am a loser.

And

You're probably one of those jerk offs that thinks that this year might just be the year the eagles win the super bowl.

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

They would win the super

They would win the super bowl if they could stay away from the strip clubs. Too distracting, especially after seeing the footage above. Donovan could probably break a rib by getting a boner there.

popporn, great weekend,

popporn, great weekend, absolutely great weekend. i hope you iwll have another!

NICE!

you guys rock.
love it!
more, more, more!

Philly...

My only knowledge of Philly comes from popporn.

And as far as I can tell it's a magical place full of alt-models that show their zoobs and have better musical tastes than me.

And if there's going to be more weekends like this I may have to tackle my agoraphobia and hitch hike there.

You're exactly right, Mitch...

plus we have two subways!

I'm still wasted and throttled

Awesome weekend. Turned out better than I thought it would. I better not be in any of this footage though or my g/f will castrate me.

Tell us what you look like...

in extreme detail and we'll do our best to cut you out of our footage.

PS... next time bring your gf... that's how BUCKTON rolls. Ain't nothing wrong with hanging with adult stars. It's not like you had a chance to score with them or anything.

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