Well fuckaz.... we pulled it off. POPPORN.com managed to throw a weekend of parties that made Mardi Gras look like tea time with your blind grandma. It made the AVN Awards look like a fuckin' Jonas Brothers concert (without all the underage fucking). Fuck - we even had some of the gayest dudes in Philly strutting around with big raging boners! NOW THAT'S HOT! Big ups to all you pervs who came out to Philadelphia to get down with us POPPORN style! Big downs to Dave Moves (sorry, Movesy) and all you other weens that were too pussah to tell your ladies what’s what. But hey… you just left more zoobs for us and our girlfriends to put our faces on... and did we ever!
Boy oh boy do we have some treats in store for you in the coming days and weeks. Let’s just put it this way… we’re sitting on about 14 hours of video footage of jessica drake, Ashlynn Brooke, Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, Courtney Cummz and Jack Napier turning Philadelphia into their own personal sex toy. You’ll be seeing loads of zoobs, porn star fist fights, arguments-a-plenty, a little bit of beave, more zoobs, extreme inebriation, a little more beave and lots and lots of footage of Buckton and MEAT BALL annoying the living shit out of these poor, helpless porn stars!
Be sure to tune in tomorrow when we’ll be unveiling a little video teaser that’ll give you fucks a little taste of what we’ve got in the steaming hot POPPORN.com pipeline. But for the time being, here's a few photos to whet your bone...
On the way to the radio station... getting up early is awesome when you're still drunk.
The ladies strike a pose for a bunch of loud morning creeps.
Don't worry, you'll be seeing their zoobs soon enough.
8 AM and they've already got some dude's face in their pants.
jessica tells the WMMR webcam what the fuck's up!
jessica kisses the ass of WMMR DJ (after shooting him in the butt with a BB gun... she's from Texas.)
Morning wood, courtesy of Ashlynn Brooke.