Michigan is looking to boost its film production by offering rebates on spending done in the state. According to the Detroit Free Press, however, there are two caveats: No movies that make Michigan look bad and no porn. What the hell else kind of production would shoot there?

Busy Tera Patrick is teaming up with Playboy for two new shows. The advice show "School of Sex" will appear on Playboy TV while the interview show "Rock Star, Porn Star" can be heard on Playboy's Sirius radio station. Will the TV show have a Homework Hotline? Please...

We don't get much porn from the Muslim world and if this story is any indication, that's a good thing. News.com.au reports that a gang of four in Kabul, couldn't wait to meet their virgins in heaven, so they kidnapped five children younger than 12, raped and abused them and shot the scenes to sell on video. You know, because Afghanistan needs even more bad press...

And in Gaza, since all the other problems have been fixed and peace and prosperity reign, Hamas is going after Internet pornography. Why not? Internet cafes are the only affordable activity left for the economically impoverished area. Palestinians are not all that broken up about the loss of their porn - well some of them, like Mohammed Ben-BUCKTON, are - but the move has slowed the Internet down to a speed that dial-up is looking fast. As one cafe owner near the Islamic University of Gaza said: "It's all very well blocking porn sites, but they don't know how to do it properly and they're destroying our business."

In the meantime, I'm watching porn on-demand now and it rules. Yes, I'm slow but what can I say!

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