Okay, the bad news? We don't have any zoobs to show you in today's video. The other bad news? In lieu of zoobatronic ladies, MEAT BALL is sitting in with BUCKTON for today's video. The even worse than that news? This week's pick, Big Sausage Pizza 17 was what may be the worst piece of non-boner-inducing bullcrap we've seen in quite some time.

As we've said, this is the 17th volume of this ridiculous monstrosity. That means that this act of pornographic assault has already been launched upon the consumer 16 times over the past five years. Enough is enough! They didn't make 17 Leprechaun movies, even though the ones they did make were phenomenal!

It's a crying fuckin' shame, you know? Not only does this film squander a brilliant concept (i.e. wangs stuck through pizzas), but it also squanders a halfway awesome cast (the half of the cast that includes Ashlynn Brooke and Cody Lane, that is). Believe us, the quality of this movie is certainly going to be a big point of contention when Ashlynn's in town next week for our big smutty hullabaloo.

Anyway, we can't in good conscience suggest buying this movie:

BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA 17

We can suggest this one, however:

SCRAMBLED LEGS AND SAUSAGE