Azrael, much like the cartoon cat of the same name, spent most of her childhood in the forest chasing imaginary blue men and enjoys spending time with creepy yet powerful men dressed in black. Thankfully for us, that’s where the comparisons end… except for the purring.

Her teenage years were primarily spent at sea with a gang of sexy female pirates robbing, debasing and kidnapping helpless fishermen. You’ve heard of the missing boats lost in the Bermuda Triangle? That was all the handiwork of Azreal and her sex-pirates.

Nowadays, she spends most of her days strolling topless on random beaches stretching from her native Puerto Rico all the way to the black beaches of Iceland searching for random couples to seduce, con and relieve of their bank accounts. Luckily, we at POPPORN.com have no money so those tricks don’t work on us.

The most interesting tidbit about Azreal? That blue streak in her hair…BORN WITH IT!

You can check out Azrael on New This Week webisodes!

10/06/08 - NEW THIS WEEK: HAIRY MOVIE (ZERO TOLERANCE)