HAPPY GODDAMNED BIRTHDAY TO ASTRID


Happy guzzblustering birthday, Astrid.

May it be full of zoobs, good drugs and domming snark and so forth. This video is but a small gesture of our undying love for you. It's meant to be watched repeatedly, and is much better if you get really stoned before watching it.

Love,
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Comments

That is a fucking present and a half...

Brilliant work BALL!

- Not Fade Away

Screw the drugs, I think the

Screw the drugs, I think the vid gives me a contact high

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

Hope you had an awesome day, Ms. Astrid.

PS: Nice work, Meat Ball

I feel the love...

You will feel the blood.

And, well, the urine.

Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid

I'm looking at you!

and it's your birthday! I just got you the most wonderful birthday present but you actually paid for it so I don't know if that counts. Does it? DAVE MOVES, can I get a ruling?

I'm really drunk

But, to quote Ms. Astrid, "such details always count."

A fount of wisdom is our Ms. Astrid.

Other details that count: what was it? And how was it delivered?

How drunk was I last night?

Drunk enough that I have no memory of writing this.

However, I stand by my answer.

HOLY FUCK

This is the best goddamn video we've ever posted and it's loaded with Astrid's zoobs. Hope you has a spectacular birthday darlin' and I hope you are coherent enough to read this.

Meat you're a genius.

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD