THE COUNTDOWN IS ON - POPPORN'S WEEKEND WITH PORN STARS DRAWS CLOSE!

Do you realize we less than a week away from what could be the greatest 48 hours in human evolution?

Philadelphia, considered by some to be America's ugliest city (no doubt selected by wart infested, puss ridden, land-locked scumlords), is about to host a torrent of excess the likes of which has not been seen since the big bang.

Join adult superstars jessica drake, Courtney Cummz, Alektra Blue, Ashlynn Brooke, Kaylani Lei and Jack Napier (you know, for the ladies!) for our first annual PARTY WITH PORN STARS WEEKEND in Philadelphia, PA!

We're throwing not just one but two kick-ass bashes during our party weekend. Seriously, start drinking water now. At both events, you'll get to meet the stars, drink with them, take photos with them, get autographs and free giveaways and watch them dance (NAKED!) and who knows what else!

You do not want to miss this...

Comments

sounds awesome

but fuck you for telling me to drink water.. i"ll drink whatever the fuck i want. Also, if i pay extra, can i stick my pinky in Courtney's butthole?

not "butt"

It's pronounced bunghole.

i'm cumming!

hear that?

it's the sound of me cumming... TO PHILLY!
and i don't wear underwear.
and I can finger courtney's bunghole ANYTIME.
see you soon...
love,
jessica drake

Great

fuckin rub it in why don't you? And bunghole is for middle schoolers circa 1993.

Fair enough.

How 'bout bungchute?

Oh hell yes!

We're totally going sock shopping!

jessica, this is one fan who

jessica, this is one fan who can't wait to see you in person. Philly has waited too long!

...

i love girls that don't wear underwear

I know everyone will be heartbroken

...but I won't be able to make it to this event. Bummer.

You'll be there in spirit, DAVE MOVES!

We were thinking of branching out into kidnappings and whatnot, so we can probably get you into the party (and score some bitchin' ransom in the process).

Don't sweat it, DAVE MOVES!

Who is going to argue...

With jessica drake.

Folks, we're so close to absolute insanity and jessica drake is telling you whats up...

- Not Fade Away