Double D is our resident A/V nerd. And, she's a lesbian. What the fuck, we're modern like that. She handles the camera and when necessary, BUCKTON. Her job description is, "Lurk around in dark corners with a big fucking lens capturing the debauchery of the POPPORN staff."

On one such occasion Ms. Astrid asked if she would ever come out from behind the camera. All Double D could do was quote MEAT BALL: “ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA. ZOOBS BEHIND THE CAMERA.”