Quite frankly, he's Brian Bangs' uncle.

"T-Bone", his Christian name being Tomas, has a rather sordid past. He was born in Poland, 1935. His family, fleeing the German army stole away on a Russian ship that took port just outside New York City in 1939. When he wasn’t incarcerated he stayed at boarding houses throughout the NYC area and claims to have once met Albert Fish, the notorious serial killer, who T-Bone says taught him a great deal about “life”. No one believes him of course, but it's T-Bone! His years in and out of jail and living on the streets have fostered a keen sense of hatred within him for anything he deems inferior which the family finds pretty hilarious.

However, T-Bone has always been interested in pornography and we were able to convince him to unleash his nastiness on the adult industry and the one thing he’s always truly loved, naked women.

The photo above is T-Bone in 1963. Clarence (the dog) has since passed away.