This week, the BUCKTON/HATE team are walking you through this all-girl-except-for-one-dude's-finger flick called Bitchcraft 3. It's a pretty fucking disgusting film (no offense to any of you folks out there who are into disgusting shit), packed full of bondage, milk shitting, clothespins and lots of other shit that was enough to make Buckton want to puke. But then again, isn't Buckton sort of a lightweight when it comes to porno? No he's not, and fuck you saying he was!

Anyway, you may think this movie's fucking awesome. And that's cool. Kate sure liked it. She even screwed her prostitute boyfriend while watching it, which is awesome (or maybe even awesomely outrageous). That said, Kate was offended by the film's use of the N-bomb. Which we're totally down with. Down with being offended by it, that is. Not down with using said bomb.

Basically, here's what we're getting at. If you liked this movie, you're obviously siding with Kate. If you had a little bit of bile in your mouth when you watched it, you're clearly on team Buckton. A war is brewing, and it's time for you to choose a side.

Plus, either Buckton or Kate is a skrull, but we're not saying who. If you don't know what a skrull is, you get the biggest of fuck-you's that we can possibly muster.

See you soon, fuckzaz!

BITCHCRAFT 3