Who needs a boyfriend when you have the Impulse: Jackrabbit? Whether you want some penetration, a little clit tickling, some anal teasing or all of the above, you'll get it with this mechanical bunny god. The perfect little clit-stimulating ears run on their own control, offering low, medium and high settings, as well as a couple of patterned ones to get you all teased up. The amply-sized head and shaft have another control setting allowing you varying levels of swivel and vibration intensity. Whats more, the base of the shaft sheathes moving ball-bearings that when used properly can lead to heights of orgasmic delight. I will use this until it breaks and then I will buy another one. I will give it as a gift. Every woman owes it to herself to possess one. Buy one now. Operators are standing by.

The Jackrabbit has been on the market for some time. But a proven superstar should stay in the rotation. I'll give it a full five stars.

Eat me.