Hi. Some of you have wondered who, if anyone, would ever be our girlfriend. Sure, we've pissed off adult stars, been drunk and disorderly and even caught some odd diseases along the way, but what we have discovered is that Kimberly Kane loves us.
No, seriously. That's Kimberly Kane. Yes, it is.
And frankly, if Kimberly Kane loves us, fuck everything else. So now, she's our girlfriend. If you don't buy her movies we hope you die.