Hi. Some of you have wondered who, if anyone, would ever be our girlfriend. Sure, we've pissed off adult stars, been drunk and disorderly and even caught some odd diseases along the way, but what we have discovered is that Kimberly Kane loves us.
No, seriously. That's Kimberly Kane. Yes, it is.
And frankly, if Kimberly Kane loves us, fuck everything else. So now, she's our girlfriend. If you don't buy her movies we hope you die.
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Top Ten
1. Stoya
2. Kimberly Kane
3. Charlotte Stokely
4. Reagan Maddux
5. Jean Laconia
6. Micah Moore
7. Aurora Snow
8. Sasha Grey
9. Riley Mason
10. Andy San Dimas
As you can see, she's pretty high up there. Kimberly is not just gorgeous, she's also intelligent, straightforward and leading the charge as part of, what I affectionately call, "The Porn Revolution".
There is some truth in this list...
There's definitely a mix of new minds working in the industry that bring some seriously unique ideas to what porn is and can be. Honestly, we're just tickled pink that women like Stoya, Kimberly Kane and others consider us to be part of that mix...
- Not Fade Away
sure hope
that that post-it is the kind with non-toxic glue. I'd hate to see dear KK lose any brain cells since apparently she's some sort of visionary. Kind of like that crack whore round the corner from me who still has one tooth, she's really pushing the boundaries of what a toothless crack whore can be .
One tooth?
That's one too many!
kimberly may very well be
kimberly may very well be the smartest girl in the porn industry
she may fuck like a slut, but she has a real mind
i mean shit, she has read bukowski....
and she was an edwards supporter
As in Anthony Edwards!!!?
Now I really wanna bake her a cake!
Kim Kane is fucking awesome.
Kim Kane is fucking awesome. That is all. Get her to write for this site you nerds!
I want
to bake for her... Actually bake a cake!
SHUT UP!
She's mine!
- Not Fade Away
And I quote from Kimberly's blog...
"…Not to mention their fearless host or pimp Spock BUCKTON. He’s so cute."
Just sayin'
Man, Spock, you look scrawny
Man, Spock, you look scrawny in that picture.
http://blog.kanearmy.com/243/popporncom/
Well, if Kimberly thinks you're cute, you probably don't care what I think. And you shouldn't. But still.
I'm kinda fat/scrawny
if that makes any sense... but let's just call me "scrudgy"... and since when is scrawny not cute?
shut up BRIIIAANN
we're doing work! you have to share her jerkface!!
i think...
we should bake her a funfetti cake. those are my favorite, and i'm a stripper, and kimberly USED to be a stripper so why wouldn't she like funfetti too, you know?
Does Kimberly Kane have her
Does Kimberly Kane have her own director's line or does she simply do stuff under Vivid Alt as she chooses? I'm confused.