Riley Steele, the hottest new adult star you haven't seen yet, has gotten her breast implants.

In a recent interview with POPPORN.com, our Joey Nickels begged the slender framed Digital Playground contract girl not to go too big and look ridiculous. We haven't seen a picture yet but in a MySpace bulletin she titled. "TIGGO BITTIES!!!," Steel writes, and yes, we quote...

"I'm recovering from my boobie surgery...ohhh the pain!!! Lol They look SO FIN hott! I can't wait to show em off to you guys, I love getting to play with them!! Mmmmm…I love tits!!! Xxx Riley."

Shakespeare, my friends, Shakespeare. We're not sure if that's just how she spells or if Riley's still ridin' high on painkillers. However, we're a little perturbed that in this day and age we still have stars going under the knife in hopes of inflated, engorged and downright buoyant breasts. Ladies, ladies...stop the madness!


We think you look adorable in this shot!

And now...

You kinda look like Posh Spice in that one, you go girl! Ugh...