If she had to do a scene with a presidential candidate, Mary Carey would pick Barack Obama.

"He's cute and I bet he has a big wee-wee," she told PopPorn.com. We of course vomited a little into our mouth upon hearing this.

The porn sensation and former California gubernatorial candidate says politically she likes Obama and Hillary Clinton about the same, but while she thinks Bill Clinton is "really, really hot," Hillary just doesn't do it for her. I like women under 35 with blonde hair and big boobs. Like me. If I could clone myself and have sex with myself I would do it," Carey says. Who could blame her?

Carey can currently be seen on VH1's "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew." Though the show suggests she's in rehab for alcoholism, Carey says her appearance on the show was due to a Xanax habit. She took 6 mg each night to go to sleep. She says she still drinks wine, but not hard liquor and is off Xanax.

In a recent episode, Carey was the stirrer of boners for actor Daniel Baldwin aka the REALLY unsuccessful one, who asked her to send him sexy photos of herself, before leaving rehab and like some GOP candidate, blamed Carey and the other girls in the house with being too sexy and threatening his sobriety.

Carey says she's made some lifelong friends while on the show, like actor Jeff Conaway, "American Idol" singer Jessica Sierra and "Family Matters" alum Jaimee Foxworth, who were her rehab roomies. No word on how close she is with that guy, Joanie.

Now that we think about it, every gal on that show has some connection to porn. Foxworth dabbled in porn in 2002, starring in a handful of films as Crave, including "Booty Talk 20: Super Fine Sistas!" Sierra can currently be seen in Vivid's devastatingly UN-sexy "Jessica Sierra Hardcore," and that other dood, the russion chick in Rocky IV, he was married to Sylvester Stallone who was in Italian Stallion! "Jessica Sierra told me she really wanted to do more porn," says Carey, who told her she was too good a singer and she should stay far away from porn. This of course, proves Mary is still heavily involved in alcohol abuse.

Carey hasn't been in front of a camera since March, but she's directing movies for her Mary Carey Productions. She hopes to do stand-up comedy (I'm sorry, what?) and more mainstream acting work.

She hasn't ruled out a return to porn acting, saying she might" want to do a big budget movie where I do kung fu." Carey would be happy to return to boy-girl and girl-girl work and singled out Evan Stone as one actor she never tires of working with. Carey says right now she's having sex with one guy, whom she declined to identify for PopPorn.com.

One thing she does not miss is facials. "Generally if a guy came on my face in the real world, I'd probably punch him," Carey says. Surprisingly she was only facialized a few times on camera, but that was enough for her, she says. "I'd rather they come anywhere else, my boobs, wherever."

Carey's first boyfriend didn't get to come at all. She tells PopPorn.com about her first time:

"I was like 16 and it was my boyfriend and we were looking for a condom, but we didn't have one. All the baseball players at the party were trying to break in and watch us. He put it in for a second and then he took it out. The first two years I had sex I wasn't very good at it," she confesses.

Fortunately for us, she mastered it later.