Days like these are where I realize that marketing and packaging have a lot to do with product success. Joanna Angel and the Burning Angel brand are so freaking hot that seeing Joanna's face and the BA logo on the box means I'm already turned on by association. If the packaging makes people horny, then for sure they'll have a good time with the toy, right? Right.

One of the selling points on the back is that "the fractured black surface looks almost as hot as you do", which it does in a semi-giraffe print sort of way. My only complaint is that the fractured black of the photo of the toy actually would look as hot as I do, and they went with a different style of fractured black for the actual toy. It's still way cooler than the look of most vibes, and it's phthalate AND latex free. With the amount of people out there with slight genital latex allergies (myself included), latex free is a great selling point.

Form is pretty important but function is key, so I dug around my house until I found two AA batteries that still had juice in them and turned this sucker on.

Wow.

Holy fucking shit.

The vibrating bullet part is STRONG. It's got seven different speeds, ranging from strong to stronger in varying degrees of pulsation. It's also now covered in girly juice and one of my new favorite toys.

Apparently it comes in pink, too.

BUY IT!

FUCK ME IN THE BATHROOM 2 (Buy this too!)