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Do dogs have green cum? Spock thinks so, but Yenna knows the fuggin' truth. What's that have to do with our review of Bullets and Burlesque? Fucked if we know, but it sure makes a good opening line, huh?
Anyway, BUCKTON and Bear are spitting out some nuggets of pure truth regarding Independent Adult Cinema's latest lovemakin' movie, and we gotta tell you...it's not pretty. Maybe we just watch too much smut around here, and thus, our standards are set a little higher. Maybe this movie's just a bona-fide snoozer.
Who the shit knows? Check out the review, watch the movie and decide for yourself.
Comments
Here's a question, get these
Here's a question, get these girls into porn! Sure, topless is pretty awesome, but I'd like to see these girls really stretch their wings! Someone needs to make that happen...
That's a heck of a plan you got there, Brad
but here's a question for you - open up a fuckin' dictionary and look up the definition of the word question!
what he said
you fail, brad
Hahahaha...
OWNED.
Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid
nuh-uh
"Get these girls into porn" isn't a question.
Now I have a question for you - eat cum!
Sasha Grey may be hot but I
Sasha Grey may be hot but I am sick to death of her, can people stop putting her in films please?
Yeanna! I'd like to buy you lunch!
God...
You guys are a bunch of jerks. Brad, ignore them, they're just mean hearted.
- Not Fade Away
Good point Brian,
I do have one question for you though... SORRY BRAD!
Oh Brian,
Always the referee.
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Ms. Astrid
This movie sucked
but at least that TFA (total fucking asshole) dana dearmond wasn't in it to suck all the fun out.
very good point
she is lame
From now on lets
use T F A when referring to dana, because even her name annoys me. Now I want to say holy shit Yenna is hot. She is sexier then anyone in that crappy movie.
Actually, I wanted to put
Actually, I wanted to put Dana DeArmond in the movie, but she got creeped out by the producer and refused to work on the project. Satine Phoenix stepped in and did the scene in her place.
We love Dana!
Kidding!
- Not Fade Away
Well said, Benny.
Sorry I called you a loser... I meant to say winner but my words came out wrong. I cry myself to sleep most nights.
Are the producer's initials P.R.?