PORN STARS! THEY'RE JUST LIKE US! OR WERE UNTIL THEY REALIZED THEY COULD HUMP LIKE MACHINES!

We haven't checked in with our favorite adult superstar in awhile so, without any further delay...

Australia - It's POPPORN's kind of country. And not just because it's down under.

AdelaideNow.com reports that Michelle Sinclair (known in these parts as Belladonna) wanted to do something different while she was in Adelaide for Sexpo, so she and husband Aiden Kelly caught a game of Australian Rules Football.

"It looks really rough," said Belladonna, who also happens to likes it rough. "Those guys run into each other without padding or anything."

Belladonna said that when she's not getting drilled with hard oblong objects, she likes to hang with Aiden and their daughter. She also likes to clean, "go on hikes, watch movies or go out to dinner." She said her favorite flicks are "Lord of the Rings" and "Wedding Crashers."

When she quits the biz, Belladonna said she'd like to own a boutique or health spa.

Specializing in colonics?

AdelaideNow.com also spoke with Bobbi Starr while she was in town and learned the lanky actress got her start in the movies in a water bondage film.

""They said 'We're going to tie you up and spray you with a high-pressure hose' and I was like 'OK'," she said. Amazing.

Before she got in to porn, Bobbi played the oboe (good training for her mouth) and when she's done in the biz, she wants to put her pre-med studies to use as a gynecologist, examining women's vagina's instead of licking them.

"About 70 percent of the adult entertainment industry is female but we don't have a female specialist," she said. "If I can become a gynecologist, I think they'd have a lot of confidence in me."

Also at Sexpo was the Australian artist Pricasso (aka Tim Patch), who literally dips his dick in paint and then rubs it against the canvas. We're not making this up people.

Talk about blue balls (yes, that was bad).

Hey, Bella has a new movie out, y'all!


BELLADONNA: MANHANDLED 3


THE WHORE WITHIN ME
(Bobbi Star is fucking outrageous in this movie...)


GIRLS TURNED ON
(Hey, Abby Winters is from Australia...)