HEAVEN JUST VOMITED MORE HEAVEN - SCARLETT JOHANSSON / PENELOPE CRUZ LESBIAN SCENE!

Yes, it has happened. Something so significant that my pants burst into flames and parts of my anatomy have become engulfed in hot burning love fire.

Word is spreading quickly all over the internet about Woody Allen's upcoming flick, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona". Rumor has it that Scarlett and Penelope have a lesbian sex scene that is so hot they couldn't simulate it. THEY HAD TO ACTUALLY HAVE LESBIAN SEX! That last part may not be true but the news reports DO say that moviegoers may be shocked by what they see. In addition, the two playful little vixens have a threeway sex scene with Javier Bardem. We're assuming sans the dutch boy haircut but with Woody becoming increasingly insane, you never know.

In the meantime, want to see one ridiculously sexy Scarlett?


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Penelope has always been more willing show her naughty bits so you can't go wrong with this one:


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Comments

Thanks for the woody... Woody.

I'm willing to bet the scene has less to do with the movie, and more to do with Woody Allen wanting to see these little strumpets slap clams. I won't hold it against him... but I would hold it against Scarlett Johannson. (im talking with my penis, about my penis)

Again?

Man, Woody has it pretty bad for Scarlett Johansson. What is she doing to get cast in EVERY one of his latest movies? It's certainly not her performances. I barely made it through Scoop.