THANK GOD! MILEY IS BACK WITH ANOTHER VIDEO!


By now, you must realize that we are squarely in support of Team Miley. Bitch is crazy, trashy and genuinely awesome.

Her song Wrecking Ball (from her forthcoming album) is a sappy ballad about failed love. But the video is a trampy expression of sexuality and boss-ass near-nudity because again, bitch don't care about things like logic and practicality! The video has Miley licking a sledgehammer, showing tons of side boob and suggestively stroking things. Literally!

Unfortunately, this kind of awesomeness can't last. Sooner or later she's bound to take herself too seriously. But until then, Miley, get it gurl. We'll be here rubbin' our wangs all over our monitor!

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(PLEASE go this far, Miley!)