The new novel from Chuck Palahniuk ("Fight Club") is the well-researched "Snuff," about a retiring porn star who decides to end her career by setting a Gang Bang record, fucking 600 guys. What, no pictures? Hell, we're not even sure if that would be a record anymore...Reuters reports that Singapore has banned access to two pornographic websites, which local media identified as YouPorn and RedTube. A government official said the move was a "symbolic statement" of the country's values. Now Singapore citizens will have to get their porn from the other two million available websites...In Seattle, the Post-Intelligencer reports that five corrections officers were suspended for three days each for sharing dirty pictures through the county e-mail system. On the bright side, the officers seem to be getting better. Last year, one was was found guilty of having sex with an inmate and two others pleaded guilty to sexual contact with female inmates...2,000 miles to the east, in Woodmere, Ohio, NewsNet5 reports, a police officer who looked at porn on a department computer is still on the job and some folks can't figure out why as this is the second time it's happened. Seemingly more problematic, the officer, Masai Brown, wore his Woodmere PD uniform on his profile page for an online sex site...Back west, in Wilsonville, Ore., KPTV reports parents are in a lather because some of their elementary school children were exposed to porn in the classroom. A third-grader doing research on "puffer fish anatomy" was directed to an adult site by a Google search engine. The school responded to the incident by forbidding all students from using Google. Brilliant...Lastly, in Boulder, Colorado and what we are now referring to as, "What the fuck land", Marlos Hernandez agreed to a plea after arriving at a memorial service of a woman he did not know, showing porn to the deceased's grieving mother, and grabbing the breast of the deceased's sister. Marlos, stop watching "Wedding Crashers." Will Ferrell's character is not a role model.

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