Yes, it's frustrating, but it's true.
In her new video for "We Like To Party", Miley offers up multiple crotch shots, booty shaking twerking, down-on-all-fours grinding while at the same time reminding her big booty girlfriends that only God can judge them so they should not fear going out there and shaking their asses like they are at a strip club. In addition, there's taxidermy! As if being stuffed and put on display in a grotesque example of modern vapidity wasn't sexy enough, the taxidermy is also wearing sunglasses!
Sure, the new song is less than inspired but at least it does deal with raw, unadulterated honesty. We do like to party.
We can't wait to see how slippery the sleazy slope gets in the coming months and years!
FARRAH SUPERSTAR: BACKDOOR TEEN MOM (PLEASE go this far, Miley!)