SERIOUSLY, DON'T WAIT! YOU ONLY HAVE 229 DAYS TO PURCHASE TICKETS TO THE 2014 AVN SHOW!


Lucky for us, tickets to the 2014 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo have officially gone on sale leaving us with approximately 229 days, 23 hours, 47 minutes and about 22 seconds left to order. Do hurry!

The 2014 expo show is boasting a tag line of, "It's Time To Shine" but we're not exactly sure how to read that. The show could be saying that it is giving those sloppy adult stars out there (we're looking at you Rosano) one final chance to step up their game and quit with the chlamydia, alcohol abuse and general negativity or be kicked out of the industry. Or, the show could be saying that this time around it's the fans chance to steal the spotlight. Perhaps with unbridled groping, sexual assault charges and general offensiveness.

Either way, tickets are on sale y'all!

The show also claims to be, "...your only place to see your favorite performers and get up close and personal with them." That is, assuming your favorite performer isn't escorting or dancing at the strip-joint in your hometown to supplement their income. If that is the case, that claim is inaccurate.

We're excited to attend the show because we don't pay to attend the show. Instead, we are given free passes to wander around and look for alternative venues to launch proposed business ventures. 2014 is shaping up to be a sandwich catering kind of year with a focus on veal. HAMMY!

Anywho, if you feel that ordering tickets about 7 months in advance of an event is your cup of tea, well, you can place your order over here.

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