POPPORN LIVE TWEETS A VIEWING OF THE FARRAH ABRAHAM SEX VIDEO!


Last night, I live tweeted my viewing of the Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom sex video. I did it because I felt that the public deserved to know just what they were getting into before they purchased this DVD. I've been duped numerous times by celebrity DVD's that were poorly shot, featured very little actual sex and in some instances, didn't even include the famous person they promoted on the cover, i.e. that John Hillerman DVD that was floating around back in 2005.

Thus, my intended mission was to head off any false advertising and announce any poor production quality in an effort to save you idiots your hard earned cash. You're welcome.

If you happened to catch it, then perhaps this running commentary aided you in your decision making process in regards to any purchase of this adult release. If you missed it, allow me to post some key revelations from last night's live tweet viewing:

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Hey everyone, I'm watching the @FarrahAbraham sex tape. It's pretty weird! Also, SHE DOES ANAL!

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GUYZ! @FarrahAbraham HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE! THAT MEANS SHE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT!!!!!

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In a new step forward for porn, @FarrahAbraham decides to have anal sex FIRST before any other sexual adventures. SHE IS AVOIDING PREGNANCY!

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@JamesDeen did not shave his arms for this production. Luckily @FarrahAbraham did. Nothing of this is real. CONGRATS!

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IT IS OBVIOUS HOW THIS WOMAN BECAME PREGNANT!

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Remember back in the 90's when @PamelaDAnderson's sex vid came out and you were appalled by how many times the word "baby" was used? THIS!

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SQUIRTING IS ACHIEVED!

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TOO MUCH ANAL!

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Ya know those girls who are super thin and so you assume their skin is tight? But, contact reveals a looseness that is disturbing? THIS!

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WRAP IT UP!

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You know when you have sex with someone that you don't actually like so you have to make small talk that's "cute"? THIS!

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You know when you're in bed with someone and you've used all your moves and gotten bored so you stare at each other saying, "Hi."? THIS!

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Okay, @FarrahAbraham is definitely cross eyed for the cum shot.

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I will say this, she's masturbating and her vagina sounds like she's churning butter.

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Damn, with her finger in her ass she just said, "I THINK I CAN FEEL..." I was hoping for, "lunch" but she said something less interesting.

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She fucks like she's been pregnant before and just doesn't give a shit anymore.

As a final wrap up to our viewing, I can tell you this. If you dig porn videos of girls who suck weener, engage in both vaginal and anal sex, have boob jobs, are thin and have dark hair then this video is for you. I can guarantee you that this porn video is well shot, brightly lit and displays (VERY clearly) a wang entering all holes available to it. And, this video appears to show the female lead being extremely engaged in the various activities displayed.

Is it staged? Yes.
Is there a big messy cum shot on the face of the female lead? Yes.
Is it worth your money? See above.
Is there a limo in the movie? Yes.

Surprisingly, we'll be speaking with Farrah via phone call later today and posting our interview for your enjoyment. But, when all is said and done, you've spent your money on dumb things like your education so you might as well pick this up.

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