When you decide to get a massage you should damn well expect that you're gonna get felt up. Just like any middle school dance, the endgame of any massage is second base. Maybe some finger-banging if it's needed. It's common knowledge. Yet it seems like everyday there's another news story where a "victim" claims they were touched improperly by their masseuse.
Case in point, 49 year old Lawrence Urban from Michigan is now facing charges because some prude has accused him of touching her inappropriately during a session.
Urban admitted to touching his accuser's genitals because (unlike his Puritanical client) Urban understands how massages are supposed to work! Urban explained that at the end of the massage session (which we assume was really mellow) he asked the alleged victim if she wanted an orgasm. Seems fair enough. However, when the "victim" replied 'no', Urban told her that her body was, "...telling me one thing, but your mouth is telling me another."
Being a professional, Urban listened to his client's body rather than her stupid mouth and finger jammed her. Immediately afterwards, the client went to the local authorities and pressed charges which you know, sucks for Urban.
He is currently a free man while he awaits arraignment so if anyone's looking to get done up finger style, you might want to book sooner rather than later.