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Maybe it's because I'm not really much of a diva, but the intended use of the Vibrating Diva Pleaser didn't please me. The short nub didn't reach either my clitoris or asshole, the bumpy protrusion wasn't particularly vibra-licious and trying to get that sucker in my butt was like trying to pull a 'dogs in the bathtub'. If there was a system for sizing vaginas like there is with bras, this whole problem could be avoided. So far, the Vibrating Diva Pleaser is getting 1 out of 5 erect nipples.
Undeterred by the fact that the Diva Pleaser kind of bombed as an insertable, I had my current boy-toy finish the job with his mouth and took some red underwear and my wacky sense of humor down to the POPPORN offices. I love dressing up, and in case you hadn't noticed yet, the purple version of this toy looks suspiciously like the sai Raphael carried in TMNT. If we define a sex toy as something that causes orgasms and fun, then the Vibrating Diva Pleaser gets an indirect 5 out of 5... which is actually pretty ultra-plus.
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Comments
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT GIRL, they should tho!
Dogs?
I don't know what a "dogs in the bathtub" is, but if it's what it sounds like, it's really hard to pull off. It's better to just sedate them and carry them to your bed.
From what I hear.
it involves
a man trying to get both of his testicles into someone's butthole at the same time. at least according to the internet and college aged boys everywhere.
well, i guess i was closer...
to the truth than I knew. What a scary thought.
You ain't fooling us!
We know you're a Skrull, Elektra.
It's actually nice to read
It's actually nice to read an honest review about a sex toy. It's rare to read one where the reviewer isn't just trying to convince you to buy the toy..way to go popporn!
We do what we can...
But seriously folks, why the fuck (to quote Spock) do we care about what tmnt StoyaTM looks like since she just hott (with 2 Ts.) What the fucking video!
i think i am channeling Astrid with my snarky comments.
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD
it was me DD
throwing out all the fucks. I was asking for Spock's help. Despite some earlier misunderstandings today, I respect Spock - especially his comic book knowledge. He taught me what M.O.D.O.K. is :-) Although quite frankly, I could have reached nirvana w/o that knowledge.
Too much fucking... so
Too much fucking... so little time.
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD
Come ON
You just now learned about M.O.D.O.K.?
For shame.
Stoya, do you most identify
Stoya, do you most identify with Raphael? I always thought of myself as a Leonardo kind of guy...you know, the long pole and stuff :-)
Leonardo had the swords
Leonardo had the swords Donatello had the Bowstaff.
Spock to the Rescue...
Do these Anonymous jerk-offs even know what the fuck they are talking about?
And why the fuck are we discussing animated turtles when you have an android from the future talking about taking dogs to the bath for anal... wait, I think I just suffered from spontaneous dyslexia :-) And why the fuck am I all of a sudden using fuck to express myself???
To quote Al Pacino from Heat
When I think of an ass, a woman's ass, something just comes out of me!
actually,
i haven't seen tmnt, i just know of them and know what raphael's weapons look like.
When you find one you like....
Stoya,
When you find a toy you like, could you upload a film (or pictures) of you using it?