Look, we remembered that we have a camera! And we've not yet used up all of our blackmail points with James Deen! Thus, another year of goofy red carpet interviews! Hot cookies, dickholes!
First up, magic moments with Stoya, Eric Masterson, Katie St. Ives, Evan Stone, Brian Street Team, former POPPORN correspondent Lucy Vonne and hip-hop mogul/terrifying dude Suge Knight.
More coming, dicks! No Dale Dabone footage, unfortunately!