IT'S DALE DABONE FRIDAY! JUST HOW MANY JOBS DOES DALE HAVE?

As we wind down 2012, only two Friday's remain. Only two more Dale DaBone Friday's. While he's been a very important component of our recent programming, we must bid him adieu as we would any close friend whom we would prefer to no longer hang out with in the new year.

We don't know what 2013 holds for Dale, but if this video is any indication, it's that Dale has more than enough jobs to weather our divorce.

- Porn performer (I'm steering clear of the word "star")
- Jennifer Capriati attempted suicide inspiration
- Penis pill spokesperson
- Van Halen tribute band musician
- Bar manager

The list goes on, as we see. God bless you Dale and your work ethic.

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