Lord, we had one hell of a time waking BUCKTON up for his interview with Katsuni. His mother's come down with ten or twelve really bad illnesses that we can't pronounce in recent weeks, leaving BUCKTON responsible for not only securing all the medicine she needs to stay alive, but also for stealing and "testing" them. So the hours he'd usually be sleeping now had to be spent getting his mind enhanced with aprobarbital, pentobarbital, secobarbital and butalbital on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and then dextropropoxyphene, methadone, oxymorphone and clonazepam on Tuesdays, Thursdays, all weekend, and then usually also on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, too.

Since this event happened on a Friday, Spock was pretty well fucking spent. So when POPPORN found out that Katsuni was dancing at Club Risque, it took the combined might of Bangs, Double D and Stoya to wake the poor caregiver's ass up. It was a fierce, valiant battle that seemed impossible, but POPPORN doesn't fucking quit. They got BUCKTON's sorry ass up, got him in a cold shower and fixed him a nice cup of blow with ginger ale to get his motor running. A few facejobs later from the toothless neighbor and Spock was on his fuckin' way!

This video chronicles the rest of his night. Until those fuckers took our camera away for filming folks rimming each other in the bathroom, kitchen and foyer.

BONUS FOOTAGE! Take a trip down memory lane by watching POPPORN's first meeting with Katsuni (and Stoya, too, now that we think about it).

KATSUNI: VIDEO NASTY