MEET YOUR SUPERIORS: THE RICHEST PEOPLE IN PORN!

Here at POPPORN, we're certainly not experts on financial matters. Aside from Brian Bangs (whose net worth is somewhere in the trillions, according to Forbes), we couldn't really even begin to comprehend what it's like to be super rich, being that we consider anybody with more than fifty dollars to their name to be a flat-out bajillionaire. But that said, we're still Americans, so we naturally understand and respect that the more money you have in your bank account, the better a human being you are! We at least picked that much up from Ann Romney's whompin' speech last night! Duh!

Anyway, being the pornographic dirtbags we are, we though you might like to know who the richest (and therefore the best best) people in the porno industry are! Read on, dirtbag!

Gotta say, you might be slightly disappointed when you read who number one is. It's sort of like when you find out that Tom Cruise is Hollywood's highest paid actor. It makes sense, but you were sort of hoping that it would be somebody like James Franco or something. So you could have a "oh wow, I didn't realize he made so much money" sort of situation. And to be honest, since the #1 moneybagger swore to never again spread her legs for the industry, I don't know if she should still count as the richest person in porn. But I guess that goes for half the list, anyway.

So, without further ado, the greatest human beings to ever be taped fucking someone (with the notable exception of Tim Sizemore) are...

God, she's hardly even a millionaire!

Sunny Leone - net worth 1.5 million.

Audrey Bitoni - net worth 1.6 million (after borrowing .1 million from Sunny Leone)

Jayden Jaymes - net worth 1.7 million

Belladonna - net worth 1.8 million

Evan Stone - net worth 2 million (with an extra 12K stuffed inside his nutsack)

Gianna Michaels - net worth 2 million

Sasha Grey - net worth 2.5 million

Evan Seinfeld - net worth 3 million

Jenna Haze - net worth 3.5

Lexington Steele - net worth 4 million, also has a big dick! Bonus!

Katie Morgan - net worth 4.5 million

Bree Olson - net worth 5 million. Also has sick tits!

Ron Jeremy - net worth 5.5 million. Also gorgeous.

Maria Tagaki - net worth 6 million. Also, who the fuck is Maria Tagaki?

Traci Lords - net worth 7 million. Most of which she probably made from the John Waters film Cry Baby and not from her underage porn career.

Jesse Jane - net worth 8 million.

Peter North - net worth 10 million. Massive loads make massive bucks. Remember that.

Tera Patrick - net worth 15 million. Sick acting skills.

...and the richest person in porn is obviously Jenna Jameson. What, did you think it was gonna be Mick Blue or something? She's got 30 million dollars to her name. This makes her a waaaaay better person than you or Mick Blue. Don't be an idiot!