Man, Kristina Rose sure loves to fuckin' beef! I had thought Christian XXX was porn's number one beefer, but at this point I think it's hard to imagine anyone other than Ms. Rose holding that top spot. Hey, girl's got strong opinions and apparently likes throwin' down. Fuck you gonna do? Haters gonna drink that Haterade either way, dawg.

In a recent post on Kristina's tumblr, the queen supreme of tellin' people where the fuck they can shove it takes aim at one of porno's biggest stars. Although she doesn't mention her by name, she comes pretty close by referring to her as "Tori White". I think we can all pretty safely agree that she's referring to up-and-coming starlet Jennifer White, right? Either that or Tori Black, I guess.

Anyway, according to Kristina's tumblr, this mystery person known as "Tori White" is pretty big on faking her orgasms, and that shit don't sit right with Kristina. Because either you're a real motherfucker, or you is a fake-ass bitch. And that's that. Fake ass bitches need to back the fuck up, or at least that's what I gather from Kristina's editorial. See here:

"It’s always funny to me, porn. Like a lot of girls or male performers or directors that are actually the shit, the ones that legendary performers/directors/companies think of in the highest regard never get the recognition they deserve and then the blatantly fakest of the fakest comes around and takes the brown-nosing game to a whole new level and they get all the props."

From there, she goes on to tear Ms. White apart, referring to her hit film as "Tori White is Pretty Wack", which I gotta admit is a pretty sick burn, even though I hate taking sides. It's a pretty fun read, especially if you really like both of these particular performers.

Here's the thing, though: while I applaud Kristina's vigorous and uncompromising appreciation for realism in sex movies, I feel like there's one pretty significant point she's overlooking here: as far as any men (and thus most porn consumers) are concerned, there's no such thing as a female orgasm. Seriously, any dude who thinks he can tell when a girl's actually cumming as opposed to a Meg Ryan-esque hullaballoo of wincing and moaning is either entirely arrogant or uncompromisingly deluded. Seriously, if you're a man and you're reading anything on POPPORN, you have never in your life actually watched a woman have an orgasm. Even if you think you have, I guarantee, she was faking it to spare your feelings. No offense, but no one who reads this site could possibly ever please a woman (no offense, no one who writes anything for this site could, either).

So if Tori Black's faking, what's the big whoop? Slightly disappointing, sure, but unless I'm actually boning Tori Black, what the shit do I care if she's really cumming or not? Next thing you know, you'll tell me that Jesse Jane's not really a nurse or a pirate! Naturally, I'm sure I'd feel differently if I was a performer who gave my all to every scene, as I understand Kristina does (along with others like Robby Starr and Berrydonna).

Ah, fuck it. I'm just happy Kristina's beefin' with somebody, because I was bored, and I love when she fights with people. Like that time she pooed at jessica drake's house.

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