Trending pornstar-of-the-moment James Deen has recorded a public service announcement that encourages those people who watch porn not to attempt sexual congress in their own lives without a prophylactic. Specifically, a condom.

Deen, who has had sex with roughly 5471 women...now 5472 since finishing this sentence...wait, 5473, had this to say in favor of condom use for losers not lucky enough to have wild, hot skin-on-skin sex within the adult industry:

“Porn sex is a lot different than real sex. In porn sex, everybody is tested regularly and everything is very organized and safe, and in the real world, it’s not that safe. You can’t model your sexual life after what you see in porn.”

Touche' Mr. Deen, touche'.

While it may be true that what a person sees in porn is not "actually" real-life, we've found that real-life is rather dull and filled with boring things like condoms. Things like condoms make us want to lead more reckless and exciting lives. Thanks to the porn industry (and its healthy testing practices and ultimately, PSA's like the one Deen has recorded) we must assume that anyone who has seen a porn has learned that getting regular blood tests to assure blood purity makes condom use unnecessary. So we don't really use condoms anymore.

Which is why I found it odd that Mr. Deen even made this PSA in the first place.

We couldn't watch the PSA because the Brazzers powered site was moving at the speed of suck. Probably due to too many people trying to illegally watch Brazzers powered porn tube sites. So, we're gonna go out and have sex with some sort of animal sans condom because, frankly, we need to feel that shit.

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