So, sure. After last Friday's Dale Dabone video, it's hard to think that any man on Earth (let alone any man in porn) could be more enthralling. But, just one moment, would you please consider Nick Manning? Sure, it's easy to think of him as that long-haired dude who yells stuff like "droppin' loads" and causes masses of douchebags to guffaw into their morning slop while tuning into the Howard Stern program. But there's much more to the man. There's a story of a life out of balance. There's a story of heaven, hell, despair and redemption. There's the story of the fiercest loads ever dropped into humanity's collective mouths and the brimstone-laced impetus behind them. There's love, hate, life, death and all things in between.

All of this, of course, is being documented in the upcoming film Hung, Hard and High, which documents the oft-tumultuous relationship between a man like Manning and his lord Jesus Christ, as he walks his way through the porn industry as as it's resident shepherd, saving those most in need.

But listen. As much as you'd like to sit down with a bowl of popcorn and enjoy the year-long sojourn into this muscular man of faith, it's entirely possible that you won't get the chance. Because this film needs your help (and your money) right now, if it's ever to see the light of day. You may visit the film's official kickstarter page and donate as you wish, keeping in mind that the larger your contribution, the more you'll get for it.

For instance, those of you who find the bravery to pony up $50 or more will receive a limited-edition, donors-only DVD of the movie. For $250, you will also receive 2 tickets to the film's premiere and after party. And the prizes just get better from there. Consider this: for a mere 5000 or your dollars, you will receive 2 2-disc collecter's edition DVDs, 4 tickets to the premiere and party, a framed movie poster signed by Nick and the filmmakers, and most impressive, a Gideon Bible from Nick's personal collection, signed by Nick himself.

Let me repeat that - for five thousand dollars, you can have a bible signed by Nick Manning.

Having been consigned to hell a long time ago, I'm not one to judge, but something about that seems...well..a little impious? And that's coming from a website whose staff once rolled up a bible page and smoked grass out of it (like total winners)!

At the moment, this film's received approximately $7,000 towards it's overall goal of...(I can't be reading this right)...$125,000? Jeez. That's ambitious!

Godspeed, you!

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NICK MANNING IS DROPPIN' LOADS