Looking back on the past few years, it's becoming clearer and clearer to me that Bree Olson may be the ultimate postmodern porn star. While there's nothing to suggest that she's flat-out crazy or really has anything wrong with her at all, it's becoming easier and easier to pinpoint a growing list of WTF moments in Bree's history. There's the obvious Charlie Sheen stuff (that everybody's gotta be bored as shit with by now, right?). There's the utterly-confounding (but still sort of adorable) KONY 2012 public service video she made last year. There's that time she (allegedly) blew BUCKTON in exchange for a T-shirt, which is pretty gross and perplexing by anyone's standards.

And then there's the new "Hollywood Douchebag" video, probably the most flummoxing thing Bree's concocted yet. Watch it, ingest it, enjoy it and know, above all else, that your brain, your mind, your psyche and your entire self is naught more than putty in Bree Olson's supple hands.

So, uh....yeah. That dude in the video is a MAJOR WINNER, right? Now go buy the song on itunes, dick!

Hey, look! Here's an old video we did with Bree!

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