THIS IS POPPORN'S 2000th NODE! CONGRATULATE YOURSELVES! WE DID IT, PEOPLE!

People. Are you bad-ass enough? Probably not. Chances are, you need someone to keep picking at you and encouraging you to be more bad-ass. That's where the fuckin' instigator comes in. Prepare yourselves, dicks!

So, who the shit is this instigator we're talking about? He's none other than Jordan Epstein, who you'll soon be seeing beging burned to a crisp in that Hangover movie we've been making for the past several years! Jordan stepped in at the last moment to save the production, as no one in porn land was available to play the role of Doug, and we're bitchin' thankful to him.

Please pay special attention the the exploits of super heartthrob James Deen in the background, because every time someone swoons over him, a teenager has an orgasm. Or so the legend goes.

Also, this will be the POPPORN's last node. Bye!

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