You ever watch somebody get their dick sucked and think to your self, "this is cool, but what if it was, like, half as fast?"

Well, then you're in luck, because there's a brand-new website out there devoted entirely to dudes like you! It's called SlowMotionBlowjob.com, and it's actually pretty awesome!

Brought to you by Camille Crimson (who enjoys giving head) and Mike Flirt (who enjoys getting it), this site features loads of videos, all of which involve really slow blowjobs. The idea, according to a bunch of words they sent at us in their email is to glorify fellatio by "putting every subtle erotic nuance on display". To be quite frank, I found it rather enjoyable. See here for the trailer:

See, for me, porn and patience often do not play well together. It's probably a remnant from being a paranoid teenager/vigorous masturbator. Back in those days, I was so worried about being caught with my pants down (because I had no VCR in my room) that when I felt the need to rub one out, I'd usually do it as fast as I could, wanting to get the thing over with so I still had time to rewind the tape to the exact spot it had started in and get myself cleaned up and back to normal before anyone returned to the room. This behavior, along with the fact that everyone was always at work when I whacked off, kept me from being caught with my duck in my hands for years (and also carried on to my present-day masturbatory habits).

My point is that I was not one to sit and enjoy all of the intricacies of any of the sexual acts found within my pornography. But on those few occasions where I found the patience within myself to keep my finger off the remote (or mouse), I found myself enjoying an entirely new masturbatory experience, one more akin to actual sex.

So a slow-motion version of this pretty fantastic act that I'd generally otherwise skip is actually pretty fun.

While I'm really enjoying what this site had to offer (because as a gentleman with a penis, I naturally enjoy the idea of seeing penises get sucked, especially in slow-mo), I'm hoping they eventually bring this series full-circle with a site devoted to fast-motion blowjobs, because fast motion stuff is funny! See below for an example:

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THE ART OF THE BLOWJOB