We wanted to take a moment to let you know that, once again, things are going to get a little quiet around here. You see, we're off to shoot another pornographic film and frankly, MEAT BALL gets a little lazy when left to his own devices in regards to updating the site.
However, who really cares? We're making another porno flick!
Now, you might be asking yourself, "What brilliant concept have those good looking scoundrels over at POPPORN.com come up with now?" to which we will reply, "Brilliant? Pfaw! We're making a parody!".
That's right, finally, after almost 2 and a half years, we're off to Los Angeles to shoot our moronic version of the comedy masterpiece, The Hangover. Brilliantly titled, The Official Hangover Parody, Zero Tolerance Entertainment along with Adam & Eve Pictures have joined forces like an unholy Voltron to fun what is sure to be a catastrophic calamity of cum-guzzling proportions! Or, it could end up the funniest, most awesome porn parody of the year. Who's to say?
You might recall that we talked about this film over yonder and we even shot a trailer (check it out below!), the movie was put on the shelf for sometime. The reason? Well, our script clocked in at 80 pages and our budget? Somewhere in the realm of $150,000. We were told, "THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN SHOOT AN 80 PAGE SCRIPT IN 3 DAYS AND THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GIVING YOU IDIOTS $150K SO YOU CAN FORGET IT!"
So we did.
That is, until they came back and said, "FINE! You can have $125,000!"
So we did what any logical person would do. We cut down the script to 40 pages and tacked on one extra day of shooting for padding! Do we know how to deal in scamola or what?
Starring Tori Black, Lexi Belle, Gracie Glam, Dana Dearmond, Brooklyn Lee, Skin Diamond and Mika Tan as the special ladies who get banged out and James Deen, Dane Cross and our very own Spock BUCKTON as the three idiots who lose their best friend the weekend before his wedding, this flick is sure to be something.
Hell, its even got a special cameo from a legendary film and television actor!
But, all of this awesomeness comes with a price, as I mentioned before. The price? A likely lack of updates while we're away. But we're pretty sure you'll get over it.
Anyway, he's the boss promo-trailer. You'll wanna ignore that coming soon date you see at the end.