One time, my partner and I were covering a festival in the middle of the woods. Sometime between REO Speedwagon and Skrillex (no, I'm NOT making that up), we found what was once a Wild West-style attraction that had been converted into a Halloween attraction, then abandoned.

When you're in this kind of situation, the least you can do is get it on in the old jail cell with the plastic spiders or on the vanity next to the bathtub with the skeleton and the blood. Everybody knows that doing something weird somewhere weird is awesome. That's the entire basis behind the goddamn mile high club.

So, naturally, somebody got the bright idea to film a porn at the Coliseum in L.A. The Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, for those of you unaware, is an outdoor sports stadium in University Park. It's played host to the Olympics twice (1932, 1984). It was right before the 1984 Summer Olympics that the Coliseum was declared a National Historic Landmark.

But in recent times, the Coliseum got a little Greco-Roman, if you know what I mean. (I mean naked.)

The Gangbang Girl #32 is the name of the film Anabolic Video shot a good 40 minutes of on the field. The permit they applied for listed the film as "Guns Brandished 33," saying the scenes would include a re-enactment of players in a practice game. I don't watch football, really, so I would just assume that a cheerleader getting gangbanged by maybe 12 dudes is something that really happens. Maybe at half-time? That would explain why so many people like it.

While some feel tricked, and others are seriously offended that people had sex in a place that wasn't their bedroom with the lights off in the missionary position, Anabolic does have some fans. Porn star Mr. Marcus said Snoop Dogg called him to tell him how great it was. And more than that, Marcus' mom called to say she was proud of him. In a video interview he says, "I will be able to say I had sex in the Coliseum." And that's why ANYBODY HAS SEX ANYWHERE. I mean, the amount of times I've been in a cemetery because someone I knew had passed away is far less than… whatever, I'm getting off track.

Point is: there are worse things that could have happened at the Coliseum. A 15-year-old could have died of an Ecstasy overdose at a rave there, or there could be a huge embezzlement scandal. OH, WAIT. THOSE THINGS DID HAPPEN.

So, congratulations, stars of Gangbang Girl #32 and the staff of Anabolic Video. That was slick.

I would like to recommend your next production take place on Mt. Rushmore. Could call it Mt. Gushmore or something.

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THE GANGBANG GIRL 32