Well, not really...but techically, I'm paid to say that I do. Thus, I like porn. But even more than porn, I like strawberries. A close friend of mine swears that strawberries are at least the third best thing about being alive behind blowjobs and Harrier jump jets, but I digress.
Unfortunately, most porn is vomit. Well, not literally, but it's similar in consistency and smells just as rank. The reason for all this vomit porn (and no, I'm not talking about the good kind of vomit porn that reminds you why bad porn is at least better than watching vomit porn) is that the porn industry rarely cares. You see, if there's one tried and true cliche that everyone can agree on, it's that sex sells. In fact, sex sells so easily that horribly untalented people can get into the adult industry, make porn and earn a fairly decent living off of it. Even in this economy! They can make such a fairly decent living off of it that other people, with even less talent think to themselves, "Hey, I'm gonna start making porn and make a goddamn living off of it!"
This results in even worse porn. The kind of porn that might actually be worse than actual vomit porn. Thus, it's a wicked spiral into hell.
Now, don't get me wrong. We here at POPPORN aren't artists or anything. We don't pretend to be. On our movie sets, we work with professionals who have at least a few years experience to make sure the porn we make is above average. While there have been a few we slept thru (because we ultimately realized about half way thru production that it would, at the very least, end up better than actual vomit porn so why not enjoy the vacation) our films still tend to be on the higher end of the shit-stick.
But it's still a marker on the shit stick.
If you saw last year's Portrait of a Call Girl, you'll most likely understand why this movie is actually one to be excited about. If you haven't seen Portrait of a Call Girl, you're probably considering shooting porn for a living which takes us right back to the beginning of this article.
Anyways, check out this trailer for Wasteland and maybe you'll get as stoked for this flick as we are.