
Yesterday, you may have been surprised to learn that the President of the United States, Barack Obama, gave his support for same-sex marriage. For many of us, this stands as yet another nail in the coffin of bigotry against homosexuals. However, for some of you, his open support for such a controversial topic might have concerned you. It might have angered you. Or, it might have even disgusted you.
Because you are an idiot.
It's okay. We understand that some people are actually morons and, like it or not, we cannot kill you. Not legally. However, what we can do is remind you, often, that you are an idiot. Not a slobbering, barely capable of feeding yourself and needs to be institutionalized kind of moron. Those kinds of morons we like. They are harmless and sweet and victims of circumstance. No, you are the type of idiot that believes in God. The type that thinks America is always right and that minorities are using up all the resources that you pay for and you probably say things like, "We should just bomb them all" believing it a worthy foreign policy motto.
Yeah, that kind of moron.
We understand, you didn't vote for Obama. Of course not, your brand if idiocy is programmed along one set course. Moron-ism. But we just felt it necessary to let you know which side of the line you fall on. Idiot.
We can only hope your fears of gay men openly sucking each others cocks on the alter of your local church while they are in the throws of matrimonial orgasm meant to turn your children into cum-sucking whores for a gay Jesus come true.
Sadly, they probably won't. Instead, you'll just see ordinary people finally getting the rights they deserve as citizens of a country that isn't completely filled with idiots like you.
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Wait ! Wait ! You censor
Wait ! Wait ! You censor comments? Holy shit ! The definition of hypocrite ...
Who censors what?
We just don't work on weekends...
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