Are you still pissed about Portrait of a Call Girl winning big at the AVN Awards this past January? Well, hold on to your dicks, assholes, because Graham Travis and Elegant Angel are getting set to repeat the whole shebang with their upcoming super-serious, helvetica-texted sex flick, Wasteland! If my gut feeling is any indication, this movie's going to turn the industry on it's ear in the coming months. But keep in mind, my gut feeling is absolutely no indication of anything, so place your bets accordingly!

Frankly, I was hoping their big movie this year would be a reinvention of the long-lost and well-beloved Slop Shots series, but you can't win them all, I guess.

According to Elegant Angel's announcement, Wasteland "tells the story of Anna and Jacky, old school friends reunited on one passionate, emotional, and sexually adventurous night in Los Angeles. The production features a vast array of beautiful locations and an extensive cast of additional characters and extras."

Odd, I don't believe I've ever heard "extras" being used as a selling point before, but what the hell. These guys have a pretty stellar track record considering the success Portrait enjoyed, not to mention their ongoing classier-than-white-ghetto niche movies and, naturally, the Squirt in My Gape franchise .

Wasteland will star two of the most popular (and most bang-able by most dudes' standards) porn starlets on the scene today, Lily LaBeau and Lily Carter. This marks the first dual-Lilly'd headline in not only Elegant Angel history, but perhaps in porn as a whole, which should totally make it a contender for some big-time awards right off the bat. While we haven't gotten a whole lot of info as to the plot yet, we're guessing it's going to involve a lot of heartbreak and confusion and people looking confused and scared, and probably a good deal of sexy dancing the hallway. From what I can recall, these were the basic plot points of Portrait of a Call Girl (probably not true, but between by poor memory and my penchant for watching porn with the sound off, this was what I could gather).

According to director Graham Travis, "This movie is a simple and human story about love, lust, and connection between two people that I hope can resonate with the audience. It's being made possible by two extraordinary stars, Lily & Lily, who are both remarkably talented, beautiful in every way, and have so much to offer. They're both creating something very special. The movie features a variety of different sex scenes, including boy/girl, girl/girl, and a group scene, and a lot of diversity to the visuals. It's really an ambitious undertaking, but one the whole cast and crew is tremendously enthused by. It's going to be a very different kind of movie."

Sounds good to me. I'm especially looking forward to the parts with banging in it!

Suck it, Wicked! Men In Black just lost next year's award.

Learn more about wasteland here. And stop being a dick!

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