One of the best parts about working in the adult industry is how desensitized to the whole thing you become. It's as if sex devolves into just another hum-drum part of life with as much shock and awe as an episode of The Golden Girls. Sure, there are moments of sparked curiosity but ultimately, the events pass by with no real consequence like so many of Blanche's slutty one-liners.
Sex is just people putting things inside of each other for fun and porn? Well that's just people putting things inside of each other for money.
Because of this desensitization, we often forget that there are schleps out there that don't spend at least 8 hours a day looking at pornography as a paid vocation nor that those same schleps don't get the inside scoop on the freshest porn performers. Instead, they often find out about performers second hand or even after they've ceased performing. The horror!
That's why, from time to time, we like to point out porn performers who deserve your attention and, most likely, a few shots of your cum. Case in point? Riley Reid.
Now don't be an idiot. We're not saying Riley is like, brand new on the scene or anything. Believe me, she's been a round a little while, but if there's anyone more popular right now we'd be hard pressed to find her. In fact, if you were to suggest anyone other than Riley, we simply wouldn't acknowledge her and would probably try to make her cry, because Riley is who we want to talk about and Riley is better than whomever stupid head you're talking about, dick.
In case you didn't know, Riley Reid is an Ultimate Fuck Toy. While we have no idea what criteria needs to be met to be awarded such a prestigious title, we can only assume it has to do with anal. Lots and lots of anal. Well, anal and community service because when we met Riley briefly at this year's AVN Awards and we told her about a wicked skin condition we were dealing with, she literally fucked it off of us. That's how much of an ultimate fuck thing this gal is. And that's some impressive community service.
Wait a second, does she even do anal? If she doesn't do anal how is she an "Ultimate" Fuck Toy? Something seems fishy here...