SUCKY UNCLE? JESUS BE DAMNED, SHOW YOUR ZOOBS!

Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela, the ultra-conservative head of Spain's Catholic church and a close friend of Pope Benedict XVI, has a problem and it's not with pedophile priests.

It's with his niece.

Magdalena Rouco Hernández graces the cover of Spain's interviu magazine wearing only a pair of red suspenders and stockings.

According to an article in the London Telegraph, Magdalena told interviu that she was raised to believe her uncle was "some kind of saint" but has since changed her view.

"My uncle never tires of repeating that the family is sacred and that you have to respect it. But then he does not respect it and abandons his own," she said. Ouch!

"When my father died, [the Cardinal] did not come to the funeral, didn't send flowers or tell my mother of his sorrow. He told us he had a meeting with Pope John Paul II, but it was not true." (ed. note - that is a fucking awesome excuse!)

Magdalena also claimed Uncle Antonio did not call her family after her mother's death and was no help when her husband was unemployed.

"I wanted to lay bare the hypocrisy of my uncle," she said.

She laid something bare, for sure! You can find the whole photo spread here...while not the sexiest of women just remember she's laying bare the hypocrisy...