If there's one thing we believe in, it's Rick Santorum. Well, that and reporting on things that have little to nothing to do with porn. But hey, that's how we do.

Today, this swell video was brought to our attention and it tickled our hearts. And honestly, how could it not? When you've got two dip-shits singing the praises of God giving us the Bill of Rights as well as a candidate whom we can believe in who wears the human form of a man named Rick Santorum, your life organ better be a flutter before righteous judgement snuffs it out.

Beyond the hypnotic head bobbing and the seductive, steel-worn smiles there is a message here for all of us.

Don't forget to vote for Rick Santorum over at the TLA Raw Awards, by the way. He's in a neck and neck race for Best Twitterer with uber slut Kristina Rose.

Holy warriors ASSEMBLE!

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